So Crazy It Could Work?

I have sort of a plan. It's a little insane. Maybe. It might be more than a little insane. Maybe.

It's also the only thing I've come up with that makes sense and is actually a plan and doesn't involve crying and being miserable and celibate. Well, it still involves celibacy, but maybe not permanently, which is better than anything else I've come up with.

And, yeah, this isn't vague at all. Not a bit!

And I need to learn to sew, and to focus, and patience. Not hard at all! Easy Peasy!